Michelle Malkin is our "diversity" client (thank you tax break!) You know, the only woman we've worked with.

Considered by her fans to be Buckingham to Ann Coulter's Richard of York... or, how about the Statler to Coulter's Waldorf... okay, Malkin is "the other crazy harpy" to Coulter's "crazy harpy." Either way, Michelle Malkin is tremblingly happy to work with Advomatic and we'll let her stay happy.

We hear that book she wrote about that thing, was good, so whatever, we built her a website. If you really wanna know, she kept showing up at the dormant Volcano headquarters, offering to refill the printer paper, clapping for attention and calling out "who's up for a coffee run," pathetic, really. So we just did this one for her.

We asked around and apparently she's some sort of Republican stand-up comedienne with a cute, vulgar and offensive "minority-hating-minority" bit. It's a little post-modern and meta for us, but with Fox behind her, she might achieve mainstream acceptance of her obnoxious shtick.

After all, Fox made a fortune bringing the Jew-baiting homophobic foreigner "Borat" character to a wide audience in movie theaters, even if most of the Fox audience believes "Borat" is a real man who has the right ideas.

If Malkin gets her way and brings back internment camps for non-white people, we'll just take her site down... as, hello! she'll be in prison, palming a shiv in the yard avoiding the other dirty foreigners.