Adam Mordecai - President

Aaron Welch - Microsoft Tech Lead

Fred Gooltz - Director of Framing

Frank Luntz - Assistant Director of Framing

Suzi Arnold - Direct Mailer

Franz Hartl - Fifth Amendment Plea Scribe

Ankurr Rishi - Director of Texas Operations

Aaron Winborn - Secret Agent in the Field

Neil Drumm - Director of Closed-Sourcing

Marco Carbone - Head of Vegas Shallow Graves

Liz Morton - Focus on the Family Liason

Caleb Gilbert - Sniper

Oliver North - Records Keeper

Mark Foley - Youth Outreach & MySpace Consultant

Senator Ted Stevens - Captain of Vision