If you believe in only taxing the poor, emaciated government programs incapable of functioning, huge deficit spending, Jesus Christ when he was angry, the Furious Old Testament God, privatization without accountability, the banning of sex, forced abstinence, putting hippies and John Murtha in internment camps, feeding on liberal youth, and you have any of the following skills, please drop us an email.

Skills:

• PHP
• CSS
• Security Detail
• Kill silently
• Move funds around in illegal ways
• Member of the Heritage Foundation
• Lie without remorse
• CCK

If you have the skills, please mail us with your resume, salary requirements, and proof of pure birth. Illegal immigrants and legal immigrants, and people of Mexican heritage born in the US will be reported to INS if attempting to apply.